Rates
Most enjoyed
Dinner Date
4 Hours — 3500
An Afternoon Together
6 Hours — 4000
The Perfect Day
8-10 Hours — 5500
Deeper Connection
Overnight
15 Hours — 7000
Just For One Day
24 Hours — 9000
A Divine Weekend
48 Hours — 12,000
Quick Connect
Quick Hello
1.5 Hours — 2000
Coffee Date
2 Hours — 2500
Introduction
3 Hours — 3000
In-date extensions are 1000 per hour, and subject to availability.
All dates 4HRs or longer require a dining experience.
Available for semi-exclusive arrangements with established suitors starting at 25,000/month.
Rates apply towards my time, my companionship, and my sarcastic wit only.
Availability
Available in the SF Bay Area seven days a week, all year round.
Available between the hours of 1PM and 11PM. Exceptions possible pending discussion, for an extra fee.
I host incalls in San Francisco, the East Bay, or Silicon Valley (your choice).
Available anytime in the North Bay (Marin, Napa, Sonoma) for any date 4HRs or longer with an extra $200 travel fee (to be included with your deposit).
Available anytime in Sacramento, Santa Cruz and the Monterey Bay area for any date 8HRs or longer with an extra $200 travel fee (to be included with your deposit).
All other destinations, feel free to fly me to you (FMTY)— details below.
While on tour, outcalls require a $200 travel fee.
Couples, please add $500 to the rates listed above.
I am not available for same day bookings, so please plan ahead.
Travel
I’m an avid traveler, and am constantly on the move. You can always find my updated travel calendar here, or on Twitter— and if you don’t see your city on the list, feel free to inquire about a FMTY (details below).
Upcoming Travels:
New York City, March 30th - April 1st
Boston, April 2nd - April 5th
Dates Coming Soon:
Washington DC
If you see your city on the list above and would like to sway my choice of dates, feel free to reach out with an enticing date idea. xx
FMTY
I’m available for a FMTY anywhere in the USA, Canada, or Mexico. Rates are inclusive of all travel costs; there are no extra costs to you.
Rates are divided into the Western US (West) and the Eastern US (East), with Texas being the approximate dividing line.
Everything west of (and including) Texas falls into the West rates, and everything east of Texas falls into the East rates.
All FMTYs to Canada and Mexico require East rates.
6 Hours
West — 5500 / East — 6000
10 Hours Daytime
West — 6500 / East — 7000
15 Hours Overnight
West — 7500 / East — 8000
24 Hours
West — 9500 / East — 10,000
48 Hours
West — 12,500 / East — 13,000
For international FMTYs and FMTY engagements longer than 48 hours, please inquire via my booking form.
All FMTYs require a 50% deposit at the time of booking.
Details
Before Our Date
Deposits
Deposits are required for every date, and guarantee you time in my schedule. Deposits equal 25% of the consideration fee, and are payable via Venmo, CashApp, or an Amazon gift card.
Cancellations
Life happens, and sometimes a cancellation is unavoidable.
Should you cancel with at least 48 hours notice, your deposit can be applied towards a rescheduled future date, as long as that date takes place in the following 3 months.
Should you cancel with less than 48 hours notice, your deposit will be kept as a cancellation fee, and a new deposit will be required to schedule future dates.
Should you cancel with less than 24 hours notice, my full rate will be required as a cancellation fee.
Deposits for tours are non-refundable and cannot be applied to a rescheduled date, unless the rescheduled date happens during the same tour.
On the very rare occasion that I need to cancel, I will immediately return your deposit in full. xx
During Our Date
Punctuality
A 10 minute grace period is always extended, as the busy city streets are often unpredictable. After 10 minutes, I’m afraid any tardiness will count towards the time we have booked.
Hygiene
I will always be showered, fresh, bright-eyed and at my best when we meet. I ask the same of you. A shower will always be available to you at every incall location.
Excessive drinking or drug use is a dangerous turn-off, and I reserve the right to end our date immediately if you arrive or become intoxicated.
Consideration
My fee should be placed in an unsealed envelope and left in an obvious location within the first five minutes of our meeting. Should we meet in public, please slip it into a card, gift bag or book you’ve picked out for me.
My fee will never be requested or discussed with you in person or via email. Any attempts to negotiate my rates will not be entertained, and communication between us will cease immediately should such a thing occur.
Personal Time
For overnight bookings, I require at least 7 hours of uninterrupted shut eye. As with everyone else, I’m at my best when well-rested.
For multi-day bookings, I request a few personal hours per day to exercise, relax and prim.
After Our Date
References
I’m happy to provide a single reference for you if we have seen each other within the past six months. Please reach out to let me know someone will be inquiring about you, otherwise I will not be able to respond.
Reviews
For reasons of safety and respect, I do not allow reviews to be posted about myself or our time together. If you find yourself needing to write reviews about the people you spend time with, we are not compatible.
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